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Monday, April 25, 2011

50 Years Make a Difference

1960: Long hair 
20
10: Longing for hair 

1960
: KEG 
20
10: EKG 




1960: Acid rock 

2010: Acid reflux 
 

















1960: Moving to California because it's cool 
2010: Moving to Arizona because it's warm 




1960: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 


2010: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1960: Seeds and stems                    2010:Roughage 




1960: Hoping for a BMW
2010: Hoping for a BM 



1960: Going to a new, hip joint
2010: Receiving a new hip joint
 


1960: Rolling Stones 
2010: Kidney Stones 


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1960: Screw the system
2010: Upgrade the system 
 


1960: Disco
2010: Costco 
 


1960: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2010: Children begging you to get their heads shaved


1960: Passing the drivers' test
2010: Passing the vision test 




1960: Whatever 
2010: Depends 


Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things.  Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen.  Here's this year's list: 

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1992



They are too young to remember the Challenger blowing up. 



Their lifetime has always included AIDS. 



Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.


The CD was introduced years before they were born. 
 They have always had an answering machine. 


They have always had cable. 


They cannot fathom not having a remote control.. 
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show. 



Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws. 
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They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

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They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
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They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane.." 

 
They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane.." 
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They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

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Mc Donald's never came in Styrofoam containers. 
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